Make America Great Again—Trump Must Go! #15
EDITORIAL | 5/11/2017, midnight
In the wake of the firing of FBI director James Comey, and the letter he received from President Trump, we have composed a letter of termination to Trump.
Dear President Trump,
We have received a countless number of letters from American citizens, including a raft of petitions, calling for your dismissal from office. There is even one noted elected official who has been unrelenting in her charge that you be impeached.
We have accepted these recommendations and agree that you should be terminated forthwith, that is, removed from office, effective immediately.
While you have served what we deem a probationary 100 days in the Oval Office, and though you claim you are not under any investigation by the FBI, you are under the surveillance and scrutiny of an outraged electorate, and we concur with their sentiments that you are not able to effectively lead the nation.
As you said of Comey, it is essential that we find new leadership for the country, someone who will restore public trust and confidence in its vital rule of law.
We wish you nothing but hard luck and trouble in all your future endeavors, which is nothing more than the executive orders and mean-spirited residue of your governance.
As you leave office take Vice President Mike Pence with you as well as the general ineptitude of aides who surround you, including the recused Attorney General Jeff Sessions. You and your crew have fostered a tsunami of menace, a ball of confusion that has left us with nothing but a recourse to terminate you.
If you would like a letter of recommendation, we suggest you contact Sally Q. Yates, Mike Flynn, Paul Manafort or any of the numerous attorneys who were formerly under your employ. Take care and good riddance in order to Make America Great Again.
The American public